U think its a drag, when ur pushed in at 5
burdened by that bag,
o little 1, U begin UR life.
At home Ur taught,
use the right place to piss,
but dudes at KV,
always seem to miss.
NOt just the 5 yr olds,
even the elder 1s R bold,
to crap just in the vicinity,
and maintain the continuity.
Be it gawars or chamars,
they r all there,
even cool sardars!
Its a coed school,
that means there r girls too!
Most of them R dark,
Think they can make it to modelling ?
Perhaps just 2.
But what matters more to me,
is their friendly coo.
THe guys shine like supernovas,
Yeah, they r all cassanovas.
But what they seem to miss,
is that in skool,
theres just 1 Liz.
There R branches all over the world,
And I`ve seen just a few,
where sport teachers R called shikaris,
and drawing teachers nicked Bhikaris.
(Proposed morning assembly prelude - "Ab barahvi kaksha ke Anshuman
Shankar apni ek svarachit kavita apke samne prastut karenge. Iske baad
samooh geet 'Hum honge Kamiyab'" - just a thought)